My cousin: "I'm so hungry, I could eat that whole pie."
My brother: "I'll give you $20 if you can do it in five minutes."
Not 10 seconds later, she had already begun. It was a great effort through five minutes, but she was still painfully short.
My cousin: "Ok, half the money for double the time."
So she went on for another five minutes hoping for $10.
After 15 minutes she had still not finished it and was gagging with each bite. She made $4 for her effort.
When her younger brother and sister told on her no one believed them. I'm sure there are more than a few people who still wonder what happened to a whole pecan pie.
Now on to Christmas!
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